How to Shape a Beret Properly (and Stop It Looking Like a Pancake)

How to Shape a Beret Properly (and Stop It Looking Like a Pancake)

A beret straight out of the packet is a floppy wool disc. On a soldier it is a sharp, close shape pulled down to one side. The difference is not the beret — it is about twenty minutes of work, and almost everyone doing it for the first time gets it wrong in the same three ways.

First, which way does it go?

In the British Army the badge sits above the left eye and the excess material is pulled down over the right ear. If you have seen a photograph where it goes the other way, you were probably looking at a French or American unit — several other armies do the opposite, which is exactly why the question comes up so often.

Get this right before you shape it. Once the wool has dried into a shape, it does not want to go the other way.

Shaving it — yes, really

New wool berets have a fine fuzz all over them. It catches the light, it looks amateurish, and it is the single quickest tell that a beret has never been worn properly. It comes off with a disposable razor, dry, working in one direction with light pressure.

Do not press. You are taking the fluff off the surface, not shaving the wool down. Go too hard and you will thin the cloth and it will never recover.

Shaping it

The method that works, and has worked for decades:

  • Wet it. Warm water, thoroughly — not damp, properly wet through.
  • Put it on. Badge above the left eye, roughly a finger's width above the eyebrow. The headband should sit straight and level all the way round, not tilted up at the back.
  • Pull the excess down and back over the right ear, flat against the head, and work out any bulge over the crown with your palm.
  • Leave it on while it dries. This is the part people skip and it is the part that matters. The wool sets to the shape of your head, and your head is the only mould that fits it.

It will take a couple of hours and you will feel ridiculous. That is the job.

Three things that ruin a beret

  • A hairdryer or a radiator. Heat shrinks wool unevenly and you will end up with a beret that is too small and slightly warped. Air dry, no exceptions.
  • Shaping it on a bowl or a ball. It gives an even, round shape — and heads are not even or round. It will never sit properly.
  • Burning off the fuzz. People do it with a lighter and it works right up until it does not. Wool scorches, and a scorch mark is permanent.

Sizing

Berets are sized to the head, usually in centimetres, and they should be snug. A beret that can be pushed around on the head is too big and no amount of shaping will fix it. Measure around your head just above the ears and buy to that measurement.

Wool shrinks slightly the first time it is wetted, so if you are between two sizes, take the larger one. You can shrink a beret down. You cannot stretch one back.

Fitting the badge

The badge goes through the stiffened backing panel above the left eye. If your beret has a coloured backing already stitched in, the position is decided for you. If not, put the beret on, mark the spot above the left eye with a pin, take it off, and fit the badge to the mark — judging it by eye on a beret you are not wearing is how badges end up crooked.

Which colour am I allowed to wear?

This comes up constantly and the honest answer is that nobody is going to stop you buying one. Berets are sold openly, they are not controlled items, and plenty are bought for re-enactment, film work, cadets, costume and collecting.

What is worth understanding is that the colours mean something to the people who earned them. A maroon beret and a green one in particular represent qualifications that take a great deal to get. Wearing one casually in a context where people might assume you served is the sort of thing that causes an awkward conversation. Nothing legal — just worth knowing what you are signalling.

If you want the look without any of that, a khaki or black beret carries far less specific weight and is a much easier thing to wear.

Looking after it

  • Do not machine wash it. It will felt and shrink and you will lose the shape you spent an evening putting in. Sponge it clean and let it dry naturally.
  • Store it flat or on your head, not screwed up in a pocket. Wool takes a crease and keeps it.
  • Reshape it when it gets wet. Caught in the rain is effectively a free re-shaping session — put it on properly and let it dry on your head rather than on a radiator.
  • Moths like wool. If it is going away for a season, put it away clean and with something to deter them.